The Weirdest and Worst Book Art for Kids (NSFW)

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Mitch O’Connell is a well known illustrator and a fan of flea markets, thrift stores and apparently a hoarder of weird and funky stuff. His blog is a collection of NSFW images and his latest collection is from the massive amounts of inappropriate and weird books for kids. Here’s a few of his choice collection.

Sounds really gross, but chances are it’s perfectly innocent—I hope!

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Aside from the upskirt shot, the title alone spells trouble!

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Let’s play spread oral herpes!

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Again, this game’s rules could be abused.

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Great for get-togethers for “furries”!

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There’s no explanation about why dad had his hand removed and a pistol attached at his wrist. The look in their eyes are what’s really frightening!

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It’s easy to see why one would need a weapon in the vegetable aisle. Someone might go “bananas”!

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The boy looks at the puppet a bit amorously. What kind of relationship do they have?

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Track and field and long, steamy showers!

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No one bought this at a higher price? These kids seem to have found the secret to making big bucks.

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An early book by Stephen King.

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Let’s see if I can get this right. Move hands, sink, drown.

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Four, five, six, seven, these animals aren’t going to Heaven!

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Breaking Bad: The early years.

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But we just can’t!

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What does Ben and Jerry say about this?

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Seems safe enough…

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Uh-OH!

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It’s gerbil porn!

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That’s kind of a personal question, isn’t it?

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I’m afraid to see what’s on the other pages.

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The mystery starts with the mustache and moves on to what he’s telling the kids.

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Is it just a big house, or “the big house”?

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Barbie is busy ordering fashion clothes from a sweat shop that employs 10 year-old kids for 10¢ a day.

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These bad leather bears like “rough trade”!

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The stuff of nightmares!

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It’s a good thing they list the former title so people don’t get confused.

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These couples will make some really ugly kids.

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I suspect a political message in this book.

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A-HA! “Libby” the Donkey will learn from Goppy the Elephant about the evils of Obamacare.

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How nice! An aluminum foil company has some fun craft projects for you.

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All you need is 2,000 feet of foil, for $396.

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The helmet weighs 86 pounds. The big heads not only stop the government from reading your mind, they microwave your brain quite nicely.

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Pippi Longstocking helmet.

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After making all of the other crafts, Sally was depressed there was only four inches of foil left for her.

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Speider Schneider

Speider Schneider is a former member of The Usual Gang of Idiots at MAD Magazine and has designed products for Disney/Pixar, Warner Bros., Harley-Davidson, ESPN, Mattel, DC and Marvel Comics, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon among other notable companies. Speider is a former member of the board for the Graphic Artists Guild, co-chair of the GAG Professional Practices Committee and a former board member of the Society of Illustrators. Follow him on Twitter @speider

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